ehehehelokid: agirlinasweater: brunetteinaunionjack: queerinius: heavymedal: you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read. what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos then tomorrow is nacho lucky day get out
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
h0wwl: “Harry Potter isn’t real” they said “Magic is fake” they said “What’s that green light coming out of that stick” they said
cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight” World of warcraft :-P
radioactivesamosa: my hobbies include completing entire television series and then having an existential crisis afterward.
scrollingvaguelydownwards: theneverendingdrums: popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line #sinful stop the maths jokes guys, cos they’re not funny
margaerynn: margaerynn: a Game of Thrones au where the Starks have teacup pomeranians instead of direwolves “that one’s yours, Jon Snow”